Posted 5 days ago

maimitch:

(Ash): We wanted a real pet, but we’re not mentally capable of having a real, living animal. So we had a plastic dog and his name was Ketchup. And then someone, someone with a vengeance on our band broke in stole Ketchup from under our wing. 

(Michael): I met the person who stole Ketchup and they asked me to sign him. 

(Ash): There were marks on the wall of where she climbed over. She was crazy. She broke in and stole our beloved Ketchup.

(Int.): It’s a plastic dog.

(Ash): Don’t just call it a plastic dog. We use to throw him in the pool, I have so many fond memories.

Posted 5 days ago
asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 5 days ago
twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

(Source: gifsboom)

Posted 5 days ago
twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

(Source: gifsboom)

Posted 5 days ago

ladymalchav:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

fangrrrling:

Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.

it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot

Ganesha:

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srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done

even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?

Posted 5 days ago

apolloette:

Do you ever think about the height difference between yourself and a fictional character and what it would look like if you stood next to them

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The goofiest moments from our 5 seconds of summer interview

(Source: fallenfor5sos)

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the-endisuponus-fandoms:

jester-of-blood:

sanoblaze23:

bleeding-shortcake:

thunderswarehouse:

iamoceanic:

a-wind-temple-in-appalachia:

trainhowyoufight:

I found what happened to the budget in America.

The Government is clearly building Mecha-Ronald McDonald. 

Wake up, America.

Ronald MechDonald.

ibs happenig

To fight monsters. We created McMonsters.

Attack on McTitan

Pacific McRimmets.

Shinji get in the fucking clown

I’m dying OMG

(Source: weaponsgradegains)

Posted 5 days ago

5sostrum:

5SOS Newsletter September 25, 2014

Posted 5 days ago

magpizza:

ingridsbergman:

jillbiden:

avferreira:

Just because a person is a good actor, doesn’t mean they’d be good in any role. 

But Meryl Streep though.

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Posted 5 days ago

toonskribblez:

ivyarchive:

mymodernmet:

Illustrator Lili Chin's adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.

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Reblogging again for the extra doggies!

Posted 5 days ago

toonskribblez:

ivyarchive:

mymodernmet:

Illustrator Lili Chin's adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.

More:

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Reblogging again for the extra doggies!

Posted 5 days ago

fuckyeahallhallowseve:

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. ALREADY THE HALLOWEEN TAG IS FILLING UP WITH BORING AND INSULTING SLUT SHAMING STUFF. CELEBRATE ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.